Celebrity DUI Tidbits for June 22, 2010

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Lindsay Lohan is likely to be jealous of Nicole Ritchie‘s motherhood. According to Perez Hilton, Ritche’s probation for her 2006 DUI has been extended for another year. Ritchie had an approved leave of absence from her alcohol classes due to giving birth to her two children. The judge saw this as a reasonable excuse and ruled in favor of extending her sentence.

Speaking of Lindsay, our girl may have to pose with her SCRAM device. Lindsay Lohan will be posing nude for promote her new line of handbags. Richard Luna, who licenses Lohan’s fashion products, is trying to see if Lohan could have her SCRAM removed for the photo shoot. We have yet to see if the judge will be as lenient to Lindsay as she was to Nicole.

Finally, Chris Klein has checked into rehab following his DUI arrest and Marley Shelton, the hottie from The Sandlot, has just pleaded no contest to her DUI.

Notable DUI Offenders of the Week

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Kennedy Gets DUI – Ah, that headline feels familiar. Mary Richardson Kennedy, the wife of Robert F. Kennedy Jr., received a DUI this Saturday.

Jail Has Sunday Brunch and Polo, Right? –John Goodman (no, not the guy who played Walter in The Big Lebowski) has been charged with vehicular homicide and DUI manslaughter. Goodman is the founder of the International Polo Club in Palm Springs. He was held on $100,000 bail which was paid within hours of the arrest.

This has been a really tough week for me (and by “me”, I mean Lindsay Lohan) – First we’re all proud of her that she’s attending her DUI classes. Then, she personally disappoints the entire world for missing her court date. (That’s a BIG no-no.) We find out she is in Cannes and there is a warrant for her arrest. However, now, her legal team posted bail and everything will be okay. Oh boy, Lindsay. Thanks for providing this drama, now that Law and Order got canceled.

Girl Scout Leader Finally Gets her DUI Badge – I love Thin Mints. However, if you’re inebriated, I can wait until you’re sober to drive the troupe to sell cookies.